Hi Kevin, sorry I missed your post from earlier this year. I had a chuckle at the fork only passenger too.
It instantly reminded me of working on board during the Japanese charter (in the Mauritania).
I was serving dinner to a very smartly dressed and well turned out group of Japanese passengers. As the evening went on and I served them and tried to entertain them with my terrible Japanese I had an uneasy feeling, you know when you feel like something's just not right?
Well the evening went on and it wasn't until clearing the main course that my back man said "Where is the cutlery". We had eight dirty (empty) plates on the dumwaiter and no cutlery!
We looked at the table and despite having served starters,soup and main course all of the cutlery was still on the table.
It turned out, with the assistance of one of the very helpful interpreters that the passengers had thought that they where to use their napkin to wipe clean the cutlery and lay it back on the table. And I can't believe that I never noticed!
So it turns out that the fork only passenger is not so strange!
Hi and welcome Josh.
You're one in a million. I tried to stay away from the kitchen, some of the chefs could be a bit volatile but at the end of the day in the crew bar with a beer (or twelve) we where all the best of friends!
Best,
Richard