Okay... I have to admit, I haven't been able to bring myself to read this post. I have this weird soft spot for birds. And one of my only ... well, sad (or disturbing) memories was seeing a little bird on my balcony one day out of Southampton. I was distraught worrying about how this bird would drink water or eat. And there I was living in the lap of luxury! So, out of guilt I started putting snacks and water out on the balcony hoping the bird would survive!
.... So someone, please tell me that the pigeon in this thread survives. And then maybe I can read it!